What Are Some Funny or Crazy Things That You’ve Heard From Fundamentalists?
Question by LULZILLA: What are some funny or crazy things that you’ve heard from fundamentalists?
(Here’s lookin’ at you, Miss Texas! I love that list – cracks me up every time :D)
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Answer by Tectonic French Toast (w/syrup)
Everything they say.
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This guy is right up there near the top.
“For those clever clogs that say the origin of life has nothing to do with evolution… are you joking?!”
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhTTZlwQv3oDl3OBAwLQVzDsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090515103925AA5Hxw9&show=7#profile-info-eVLq24Bcaa
I’m still shaking my head over the guy who posted that it was proven that the King James was the most accurate translation because it had the fewest syllables.
“Just about every law in Mathematics or Physics was discovered by a Bible Chrisitan.”
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtL3Cte6ZU6calFdrJvzL2Lsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090515133441AAn1QBq&show=7#profile-info-fH204Oq2aa
The fact that he then spells “Christian” wrong at the end makes it priceless.
This should go on FailBlog…
That they heard the 5th trumpet in revelations blown.
Usually everything i hear from atheist fundamentalists is just hateful and sad.
Anything regarding creation “science” is typically worthy of a *facepalm*.
some people actually believe that mormons have horns….. the utter stupidity of some people! LOL
Truly, the one that takes the prize is the woman who claimed: “Jesus could not have fathered any children by Mary Magadalen because he was god and god don’t have no penis”. YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!!!
I think the funniest was a guy who said that the second law said that you would have to have an input of energy to create complexity. That is absolutly correct, and about the only time I ever heard a fundie get it right. Then he says that science hasn’t identifed such an input of energy to Earth.
I guess he never noticed the Sun?
Probably those who take the position of the Pharisees, that is, those who proclaim gleefully that they’re going to Heaven whilst we all go straight to Hell. The only tangible example of this that I have is “A Christian going RIGHT TO HEAVEN!” which was stated in the “what’s your source” section.
Amongst atheist headcases, mine would have to be when, responding to a question about the most offensive thing said to them, an atheist stated “When some one told me my wife ‘was in a better place now’ when she died,”
I always get a chuckle out of the fundamental belief that first, there was nothing–and then it exploded.
Any time a fundie quotes “Dr. Dino” Kent Hovind, who is currently serving hard time for fraud. Hovind also has a fake doctorate.
The most bizarre one I’ve heard is: “that if a girl allows a violation is guilty of mortal sin for not having preserved her purity.”
Could you believe it!!!!
Why do atheists not follow these verses 1 Corinthians 14:34-35?
I promise, I didn’t make that up!
*facepalm*